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Saturday, 1:56 pm
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It seems dogs are better than me at dancing:

sodamnrelatable:

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(Everything funny and relatable!)

(Source: humoristics, via sodamnrelatable)


It’s rough being awesome.
Saturday, 1:54 pm
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Saturday, 1:46 pm
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greeneyes-anddimples:

LMFAOOOO HE’S LIKE 4 !!!!!
Wednesday, 11:25 pm
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nojokingjk:

cl4-rityy:

what a real bf should do for his gf

Why do I pee every time I watch this?
Wednesday, 11:20 pm
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randomrumiel:

officer booty reporting for duty 
Wednesday, 11:17 pm
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profoak:

when i go to public restrooms i pee very loud to show dominance 

(via junethe12th)

xdetesto:

mollywhoaftw:

crowleys-angel:

crayolaxmonster:

tayvengeance:

4rcticmonkey:

Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice

sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices

Sometimes I talk and nobody notices 

At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad

Just like my social life

i love this website.

(Source: emmett-scanlan, via abbygubler)

ahrned:

wetwonderbread:

onlylolgifs:

Frozen jeans

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

makin my way downtown jeans have frozei am coldand im homebound
Wednesday, 10:49 pm
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ohshititsgreg:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u were giving birth and a grown man wearing a suit came out

And he tried to sell your family car insurance 

(via mi-ndfulness)

Wednesday, 8:00 pm
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hornyspice:

carry-on-my-vulcan-sorcerer:

hornyspice:

mirandaisnothere:

hornyspice:

shine bright like a diamond

Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect.

reflect bright like a diamond

you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright

the light shining on the diamond is what is bright like a diamond

(via sounrefined)

Wednesday, 7:50 pm
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Tuesday, 6:31 pm
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