when i go to public restrooms i pee very loud to show dominance
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
i love this website.
imagine if u were giving birth and a grown man wearing a suit came out
And he tried to sell your family car insurance
shine bright like a diamond
Diamonds don’t shine, they fucking reflect.
reflect bright like a diamond
you can’t “reflect bright” because reflecting is not the giving out of light and therefore cannot vary the intensity. the light shining on the diamond is what is bright
the light shining on the diamond is what is bright like a diamond